Oklahoma’s Most Fun Pooper Scoopers!
Turd Burglars has a can doody attitude! Proudly picking up after your furry friends with over 10 years of experience. No matter the breed, a cleaner yard is only a phone call away. We shih tzu not!
Pooper Scooper Services
You’ve got poop? We’ve got the scoops! Find a plan below that fits your needs and your budget! Pick the plan that keeps your tail wagging!
If Paying Monthly:
| Number of Dogs | 1 Clean up per Week | 2 Clean up Per Week | BI-MONTHLY |
| 1 | $50 | $70 | $42 |
| 2 | $60 | $85 | $56 |
| 3 | $70 | $100 | $68 |
| 4 | $80 | $115 | NOT RECOMMENDED |
| 5+ | +$15 Extra Per Dog | + $20 Extra Per Dog | NOT RECOMMENDED |
Initial Clean-Ups
| Number of Dogs | Initial Clean** |
| One | $30 |
| Two | $40 |
| Three | $50 |
| Four | $60 |
| Five or More | $70 |
**Initial clean may be waived if yard was recently cleaned
One-Time Clean-Up
| Number of Dogs | One-Time Clean-Up |
| One | $60 |
| Two | $70 |
| Three | $80 |
| Four | $90 |
| Five or More | $100+ |
Perfect for getting your yard ready to host an event!
Military Discount
Military and active duty service members receive 11% off of all services.
We thank you for your service!
Senior Discount
Senior citizens (55 and older) receive 10% off of all services.
All The Proper Poopy Certifications
aPaws Proud Member
aPaws is a trade association of professional pooper scoopers. As an aPaws proud member, we uphold a strict standard for the care and treatment of all animals, in addition to the professionalism of our pet waste removal services.
Pet Sitters Associates Member
With our membership to Pet Sitters Associates, any pets within our care will receive insurance coverage, so our clients can breathe easily. Just one of the many ways that Turd Burglars puts our clients and their furry friends as our top priority.
Who Benefits From
Poo-fessional Expertise
Dog owners all across Southwest Oklahoma can benefit from a pooper scooper poo-fessional. We love working with pet owners in the local community to provide a top-quality service!
Helping the elderly or mobility-challenged
Proudly serving our military and homeplace heroes
And anyone else who doesn't enjoy the dirty work of dog doodies
Top 3 Misconceptions about Scooping Poop
01.
Myth: Dog Poop is good for the soil
Fact: Dog poop is not the kind of fertilizer that you want to have around your plants. Poop left on the soil not only kills the grass, but it also makes the lawn unsuitable for use.
02.
Myth: It really isn’t that much poop
Fact: Yes, it is! The average dog (ONE DOG!) poops almost a pound of poop each day. Dog poop does break down overtime, but do you really want the poop aroma during that summer backyard BBQ?
Bonus Fact
Many local and state governments have ordinances that can impose a fine for not disposing of your doggie waste
03.
Myth: Rain washes poop away, Mower’s chop poop up
- Fact: Rain washes poop into storm drains which go into our lakes and drinking water
- Fact: Landscaping tools do not get rid of poop, simply relocate it to another part of the yard in smaller pieces
Got Poop? We Scoop!
Trust Oklahoma's best poo-fessionals to make your yard spotless! Let us steal the poo, so you don't have to.
