Dogs Be Poopin’
We Be Scoopin’
Turd Burglars has a can doody attitude! Proudly picking up after your furry friends with over 10 years of experience. No matter the breed, a cleaner yard is only a phone call away. We shih tzu not!
Meet the Turd Burglars
Get to know the Turd Burglars (the lesser-known cousins of the Hamburgler), who love to help keep your yard spotless of those nasty dog doo-doos. Exclusively in Southwestern Oklahoma!
10 Years of Animal Welfare & Care Taking Experience
Women-Owned & Veteran-Owned Business
Duncan, Oklahoma Based Pet Poop Scooping Specialists
Who Benefits From
Poo-fessional Expertise
Dog owners all across Southwest Oklahoma can benefit from a pooper scooper poo-fessional. We love working with pet owners in the local community to provide a top-quality service!
Helping the elderly or mobility-challenged
Proudly serving our military and homeplace heroes
And anyone else who doesn't enjoy the dirty work of dog doodies
All The Proper Poopy Certifications
aPaws Proud Member
aPaws is a trade association of professional pooper scoopers. As an aPaws proud member, we uphold a strict standard for the care and treatment of all animals, in addition to the professionalism of our pet waste removal services.
Pet Sitters Associates Member
With our membership to Pet Sitters Associates, any pets within our care will receive insurance coverage, so our clients can breathe easily. Just one of the many ways that Turd Burglars puts our clients and their furry friends as our top priority.
Does Everybody Poop? We’ve got your answers and more here:
How Often do you come scoop? Where does the poop go?
- Most of our customers prefer Turd Burglars, LLC to service their yard 1-2 times per week. We do offer different service options so that we can accommodate all households, so contact us today to get your services started!
- We will Steal the Poo from your yard and dispose of it in accordance with state and local ordinances. No more funky smells in your trashcan!
What happens when it’s not ideal weather? (‘Naders, Rain, Snow, Ice, etc)
- Safety of our employees and your animals is our #1 priority – depending on the weather can determine if your scoop is delayed.
- Dogs keep their doody up no matter the weather conditions. Therefore, Turd Burglars, LLC steals poo all year round.
- We aren’t sugar, we don’t melt – a little rain will not postpone services, however if there is lightening or hail, services will be delayed.
- If there is more than 1” of snow or is ice on the roadways; we will postpone that day’s service
- If snow is deep or lasting, we may be forced to wait a few days until resuming service – rest assured; we will make it to your yard at least once a week to prevent excessive accumulation of waste
Top 3 Misconceptions about Scooping Poop
01.
Myth: Dog Poop is good for the soil
Fact: Dog poop is not the kind of fertilizer that you want to have around your plants. Poop left on the soil not only kills the grass, but it also makes the lawn unsuitable for use.
02.
Myth: It really isn’t that much poop
Fact: Yes, it is! The average dog (ONE DOG!) poops almost a pound of poop each day. Dog poop does break down overtime, but do you really want the poop aroma during that summer backyard BBQ?
Bonus Fact
Many local and state governments have ordinances that can impose a fine for not disposing of your doggie waste
03.
Myth: Rain washes poop away, Mower’s chop poop up
- Fact: Rain washes poop into storm drains which go into our lakes and drinking water
- Fact: Landscaping tools do not get rid of poop, simply relocate it to another part of the yard in smaller pieces
Got Poop? We Scoop!
Trust Oklahoma's best poo-fessionals to make your yard spotless! Let us steal the poo, so you don't have to.
